-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

euo:

Truth will set your free but not until it is finished with you.David Foster Wallace  Mikko Kourinki

euo:

Truth will set your free but not until it is finished with you.
David Foster Wallace  
Mikko Kourinki

slut-lord:

I need 7 of these

slut-lord:

I need 7 of these

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

vampireweelcend:

*puts “never had a scene phase” on college application*

vodka-and-fedoras:

jadehariey:

Morning. It’s morning, everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of… 

the tank is clean

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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